Опять tumblr-цитаты ^^

• i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

• me: *puts earphones in*
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• me: *plays music*

(у меня тоже бывает :D)

• am i the only person who clicks save 100000 times after customising my theme

(тема на tumblr'е - это же так важно)

• me: I need to stop talking to myself
• me: I know

• me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
• me:
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• me: *feels guilty*
• me: *presses rewind*
• me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here

• roses are red
• violets are blue
• sunflowers are yellow
• i bet you were expecting something romantic but no these are just gardening facts

• my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes

• help i have -3 followers and i want to reach my first million by tomorrow

• everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group

• person: hey wanna hang out
• thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

• the most embarrassing thing ever is when you sing part of a song too early at full volume

• if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry
• i’m confused too

• do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything”
• because i do

(такое палево)

• don’t use the word fag around me i am a cigarette

• googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet

(Я НЕ ОДНАААААА БОЖЕ Я НЕ ОДНААААААААААА НАС 20295 *О*)

• It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

• me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results

• I wonder how many followers I would have if no one ever unfollowed me

• have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

• People on the Internet: I love that band.
• Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
• People at school: I love that band.
• Me: no you don't.

• that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash

• my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there

• I am legitimately turned on when people say intelligent things
• It’s not usually a problem, since people don’t usually say intelligent things

• do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

• i do not have a faq
• i do not get asked frequent questions
• let alone the same question that is asked frequently

• i wonder how many staff members at tumblr headquarters use missing-e behind david karp’s back

• imagine being attractive

• do you me know who is beautiful?
• read the third word

(пародия на "you know who is beautiful? read the first word")

• friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
• me: but I showered for you

• who needs a calendar when you have tumblr to remind you that its fucking June

• if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages

• IMAGINE IF IT WENT THE OPPOSITE WAY AROUND
• Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
• Band Member: Marry me.
• Me: What?
• Band Member: What?
• Me:
• Band Member:
• Me:
• Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.

(эх т_______т)

• don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

• mom: why are you laughing alone in your room

• If only I were as attractive as my music taste.

• how do you stop procrastinating lol lol help

• i have so many exams and assignments but i still choose to update my queue 
• omg A++++++ quality blogger

(угадайте, что я делаю сейчас)

• home sweet internet

• me after making a text post: that sounded better in my head

• why aren’t gay people allowed to get married
• but nickelback is allowed to keep making albums

(наверняка у меня тут 23425453 любителей Nickelback, простите, но это же :DDD у меня вся лента теперь реблогит это)

• do you ever do something really stupid and then you just sit there every night for weeks and think about how stupid it was

• does running away from your problems count as exercising

P.S. сегодня флешмоба не будет, но не обольщайтесь, я завтра приду занудствовать за два дня