Если вы помните, я решила регулярно постить цитаты из tumblr'а ;D 

• normal person: so what do you like to do 
• me: listen to music 
• normal person: oh, thats neat, i like music too 
• me: no you dont understand

• computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
• me: shh it's ok

• Sometimes I just talk to myself in English.

• can i cancel my subscription to life or

• If you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs.

(слышали, да?)

• why don’t people understand that i actually like to be on my own

• yolo: you obviously live online.

• Do you ever see something, stare at it for a while, scroll past it, change your mind, scroll back up to it and reblog it?

(я одна такая?)

• normal people: boy/girl problems
• me: wifi connection problems

(ДААААА О БОЖЕ ДАААААА, TUMBLR, ТЫ ОДИН ПОНИМАЕШЬ МЕНЯ)

• me all day: why doesn't my blog have 9172348 followers

• if i ever get kidnapped: how will i update my blog

• instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do

(вообще это уже баян, но такой правдивый баян)

• Would you like to download iTunes version 10.3.5.23.521.15940934.59437295.452346

(такое не только с iTunes)

• this post goes out to all my followers out there who still like me 

(#no one)

• what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who pisses me off with the cactus

• Whenever I go into a record store I just stand there and hold onto cds for ages just to hope that a hot guy will notice and comment on how perfect my taste in music is and how much he loves that band.

(я не была в магазинах CD, но блин, я бы тоже так сделала :"DD)

• for some reason I am happier if I’m by myself listening to my favorite band while blogging on tumblr and not out with friends

(О БОЖЕ, ЭТО Я, НЕУЖЕЛИ Я НЕ ОДНА ТАКАЯ? *О* ЭТО ЖЕ ВСЯ МОЯ ЖИЗНЬ ОДНИМ ПРЕДЛОЖЕНИЕМ)

• reblog if you're a cat

(я не сделала реблог, потому что, к сожалению, я не кошка :С)

• i have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face

• how fangirls communicate
• Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
• Fan 2: I know. I know. I understand.

• roses are red
• violets are blue
• will you make out with me
• no why are you running away

(первая часть меня достала уже, но последние две строчки :"D)

• band member to fans: what song should i cover
• me: cover me
• me: with your naked body
• me: what 
• me: who said that

• send me a boyfriend and I’ll rate your blog

(пародия на "send me a ♥ and I'll rate your blog")

• i wish i could say alsdjfaowiegjsldkfjsfd in real life

• teacher: where is your homework?
• me: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking any more questions.

(последняя фраза - фраза tumblr'а, когда вы задаёте там слишком много вопросов :DD)

• me in literally every life situation: this reminds me of a song

• If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.

• I'm the person that reads your tags.
• All of them.

• is it just me or when you wear a band shirt you get really proud and think hey maybe someone else likes this band and we’ll get married

• phone: *rings*
• me: no

• fine whatever i will just date myself

• cats: yol9

• whenever you feel ordinary just remember that you’re the only one with that url

• if i was a doctor
• hot guy: i sprained my wrist
• me: okay take off your underwear

• i bet you thought i was quality when you followed me

• i hope boys think it’s cute when a girl eats a tray of brownies by herself

• does anyone else get that moment when you realize how much you love a band and no matter where you are or what you are doing all you want to do is cry and throw up and kill people because you love that band so much or is it just me

• the only thing i can turn on is my computer