- me: one time my friend...
- friend: who is this person i don't know them
- me: okay i met them online that's not the point
- every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
- How do you do math homework without crying
- the only reason 5 people are on my blog right now is because they’re unfollowing me
- When I'm having non-internet based conversations and I start sentences with "I have a friend who...", I’m really just talking about people from tumblr who I’ve never met in real life.
- me: how is it possible to have a favorite song
- me: how is it possible to have a favorite album
- me: how is it possible to have a favorite member
- me: what do you mean they're straight
- me: say they're 'just a band' one more time
- me: no i can insult them as much as i want but you can't
- me: wat. its totally normal to cry over bands
- me: gay gay gay gay
- me: they are the most perfect human beings
- me: age doesn't matter
- me: i need concert tickets
- me: why don't they ever come to this country
- me: what do you mean you like them too no you're not allowed they're mine
- me: cries
- if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh
- is it a bad thing if im in love with my own blog
- A haiku about getting out of bed:
- no no no no no
- no no no no no no no
- no no no no no
- My Facebook news feed right now:
- People complaining about the rain.
- People complaining about people complaining about the rain.
- People complaining about people complaining about people complaining about the rain.
- since i joined tumblr, i type every url with ‘tumblr.com’ at the end
- google.tumblr.com
- youtube.tumblr.com
- pornhub.tumblr.com
- me all the time: CATS.
- I got bored of tumblr so I opened up a new tab and went to tumblr
- imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
- have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
- I used to think nirvana was a deodorant brand and smells like teen spirit was their slogan. (#I am so retarded #a friend just messaged me to remind me of this and I'm crying omg #hannah montana was my favorite singer)
- "This user is following you." ok we’re dating
- jesus only had 12 followers
- but they talked to him
- why don’t you guys talk to me
- at what age are you supposed to delete your blog
(у меня тот же вопрос)
- someone unfollows
- me: now youre just somebody that i used to know
- i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
- I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER ATTEMPTED TO TALK TO I AM BAD AT TALKING TO PEOPLE
- me: walks into school
- me: so when can i leave
- whats the html code to happiness
- Don't ever hesitate. There's hope.
- Dominos Pizza: 1-(734) 930-3030
- Papa John's: 1-(877)-547-7272
- Pizza Hut: 1-(800)-948-8488
(пародия на посты с телефонами для тех, кому нужна помощь)
- me: you're really funny
- me: thanks
- i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
- me: hey i just followed you.
- me: and this is crazy
- me: but now that we're mutually following each other it's only fair to let you know that we're officially best friends and i will treat you as such with random messages with an exorbitant amount of cAPS and nonsense and i'll act as if we've actually known each other our whole lives and i'll reply to your stuff with weird gifs.
- me: so inbox me maybe?
(пародия на ту песню, которую постоянно напевают мои одноклассницы :"D)
- thanks to tumblr i know all the characters and current plots in shows that i’ve never watched
- me: better check my phone for messages from friends
- me: *after checking phone*
- me: better get friends
- me: (eats while blogging)
- me: (eats while watching a movie)
- me: (eats while in class)
- me: (eats while reading)
- me: (eats while eating)
all i want in life is to
- lose weight
- eat
do you see my problem
- walks into chair
- me: sorry
- chair:
- tumblr: 1 note
- me: omg
- tumblr: you posted this
(постоянно :"D)
- church: follow jesus
- me: does he follow back?
- church:
- me:
- church:
- me: promo 4 promo?
(не в обиду, но это же :"DDD)
- send me your credit card number + pin code and i’ll rate your blog
(пародия на "vote for me and I'll rate your blog, сейчас все так пишут)
- mum: ok darling we're going out for the night don't do anything crazy
- me: yeah what am i going to do invite all of my internet friends for a house party
- burn my school and I'll promote you
(пародия на "vote for me and I'll promote you", сейчас все так пишут, ну типа "проголосуйте за меня, и я помещу на свой блог ссылку на ваш блог")
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