четверг, 5 июля 2012 г.

Не о чём писать в блог, поэтому вот вам очередная порция цитат из tumblr'а.
  • besides blogging my hobbies include thinking about blogging
  • Me: Hey close the door
  • Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
  • Me: *dying whale noise*
  • the best part of summer is that you dont even care that its sunday
  • i never unfollow my friends so you should start being my friend so you win an immunity pass and you are protected for life
  • I think losing followers is worth it, cause it means you’ve weeded out the weaklings and you’re just left with the rad fuckers who actually want to put up with your shit.
  • did i say u could unfollow me
  • me after every text i send: why did i just put that
  • me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: Is that the sun
  • Playlists will be the death of amazing blogs.
  • mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
  • me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom
  • mom: well if everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you?
  • me: no
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: unless they solo promoed me
  • friend: move you're blocking the view
  • me: I am the view.
  • i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall
  • do you ever watch interviews of your favorite band and realize you are really creepily smiling at your computer
  • my favorite band before i started listening to them: let's play nineteen shows in your city twice a year in a location right next to your house well would you look at that we only charge two dollars for the concert tickets
  • my favorite band now: let's tour on the other side of the world for three years and never tour in your city again in fact let's not even tour in your state oh hey look change of plans we're gonna tour in a perfect venue right in your city by the way the tickets are 600 dollars hahahahahahahahahahaha
  • do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
  • Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper
  • do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
  • i dont even know how to blog i just press buttons and cry
  • mom: *calls my name*
  • me: what
  • mom:
  • me: what
  • mom:
  • me: what
  • mom:
  • me: what
  • mom: *yells my name*
  • me: what
  • mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
  • do you ever just cry because you’re you
  • don’t say nice things to me because i will fall in love with you and die
  • do you ever think about the time you spend on this stupid ass website and realize it will literally have no beneficial impact on your future like wtf companies don’t look for experienced bloggers who are fluent in sarcasm and have strong shipper tendencies
  • teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
  • me: can I work alone
  • i’m so unphotogenic what am i going to do when i’m famous
  • Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’
  • Plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
  • me 5 seconds ago: i'm so happy
  • me 4 seconds ago: i'm so sad
  • me 3 seconds ago: i want to die
  • me 2 seconds ago: i want to live forever
  • me 1 second ago: i need drugs
  • do you ever random type
  • like: galsimvaklrer
  • and think
  • no that doesn’t look right
  • and so you erase it and try again
  • laskdfjaasdf
  • ah yes that’s how im feeling now
(omg YES)

  • tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website
  • i think i visit my blog more than anyone else does
  • Reblog if you are really a 45 year old pedophile.
  • let’s take a moment to appreciate bass players
  • friend: what do you even do on tumblr?
  • me: stuff
  • friend: what, like reblog pics and that's it?
  • me: you don't understand.
  • boy:
  • girl:
  • the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
  • love does not exist
  • you're going to die some day
  • other stereotypical Internet girls: I hang out with guys because there's less drama than with girls
  • me: I hang out by myself
  • me: there's no drama
  • me: and I don't have to wear pants
  • Friend: do u have a boyfriend?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Friend: really? i want to meet him!
  • Me: me too.
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend: You're talking about old rock stars again, arn't y--
  • Me: Yes.
  • Everyone: randomly stops texting me
(yes :C)

  • getting zero notes on a post is like speaking up in a large classroom and everyone just staring at you so you slowly sink back in your seat and regret saying anything
  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan
  • plot twist: i actually can even
  • me: hey i just met you..
  • stranger: *walks away*
  • me: now you're just somebody that i used to know
  • normal people get attached to: friends, boyfriends/girlfriends, family etc
  • I get attached to: tumblr URLs, cats, fictional characters, famous people and food.
  • if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”
  • that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
  • Shipping to the US: Free
  • Shipping to anywhere else: $500 plus your soul
  • I didn’t come to this website to make friends
  • I came to win
  • anonymously tell me on a scale of 1-10 how much you want to touch my butt with 1 being “I really want to touch your butt” and 10 being “I would assassinate the president to touch your butt”
  • fish: what is air
  • I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
  • if you ever reply to my post and i don’t reply, i’m not ignoring you
  • i’m just awkward and don’t know what to say
  • according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
  • oops
  • more like 2.5 hours a day
  • more like 2.5 hours an hour
  • not attractive enough for reblogs but friendly enough for pity likes
  • me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know
  • im in a serious relationship with my wifi
  • you could say we have a…connection
  • it makes me irrationally angry when they change book covers when the movie comes out
(fucking YES)

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