- teacher: do you understand now?
- me: yeah, totally
- teacher: walks away
- me: the fuck did she just say
- have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realize that you are the smartest person in the room
- If you download music illegally in Jamaica
- does that make you
- A PIRATE OF THE CARIBBEAN
- 2 years ago a “blog” meant a totally different thing to me
- me: sometimes i talk to myself
- me: omg same
- Me every year: Maybe next year I could be attractive
- how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
- everyone: are you okay
- everyone: you look tired
- everyone: you look upset
- everyone: you look confused
- everyone: are you mad at me
- everyone: what are you mad at
- me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
- if you’ve never loved a band to the point where you put on their music and just lie on the floor sobbing while still attempting to sing along to every word, then i genuinely wonder how you could ever truly love anything
- I put the laughter in manslaughter
- me being social: *brings laptop into room with people*
- if your favorite band doesn’t cause you a lot of emotional distress then they aren’t your favorite band
- uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
- THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
- Best pick up line
- Boy: Hey, I like that band
- Even better pick up line
- Boy: Hey I'm in that band
- there’s only so much socializing i can handle before i get exhausted and just start getting annoyed of everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself up in my room and play video games or go on the computer
- boyfri(end)
- girlfri(end)
- best fri(end)
- inter(forever)net
- Tumblr Urls available in 10 years;
- 5------u-----9---r---3-----------m------3----4----ly-----------f
- h----4-----3-------i--m-------n------------3-----www
- p--r---00p----4---g4n----d----4----0---b3y----5---pan---3ll----s--0----20---12
- stop making out with me i’m trying to blog
- i consider myself friends with most of you even if we’ve never actually talked i hope that’s okay
- when i say i hate everyone my followers dont count
- one time i went on a date
- no i didn’t
- forever paranoid that I annoy every person I talk to
(ДА. ДА. ДА.)
- congratulations to whoever invented the word queue you just spent five letters making a sound that could have been achieved with one
- Person: What do you want for your birthday?
- Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
- do you ever look at your life and think what has the internet done to me
- no one: you're my favorite tumblr
- how to be an ugly person but with extremely high standards: a book by me
- if i can’t untangle something within like 3 minutes then i start having an emotional breakdown
- Me: Wow, I actually look kinda good in that picture!
- Me: *staring at the picture*
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.
- did you ever want to unfollow a blog cause their personality bugs you to no end but they post good shit so you can’t and you’re forever conflicted
(YES)
- person: why are you smiling
- me: its a band
- person: why are you crying
- me: its a band
- person: why are you laughing
- me: its a band
- person: why are you jumping up and down
- me: its a band
- person: why are you jumping off of that building
- me: its a band
- person: what are you doing
- me: its a band
- person: why are you breathing like that
- me: its a band
- person: why are you in jail
- me: its a band
- doctor: shes dead
- everyone: it was a band
- i wonder how many potential followers come to my blog
- and then just go ‘nOPE’
- and exit the fuck out of that tab
- Stages of being a fangirl over a period of time
- Stage 1: awwwww he's cute i like him
- Stage 2: well maybe i should do some research y'know see what he's in and stuff
- Stage 3: moTHER OF GOD HE IS ATTRACTIVE
- Stage 4: did you see how he just looked at- SHIPPED
- Stage 5: MY BABY
- Stage 6: god why are you such a fucking asshole i hate everything about you can you just build a bridge and fucking jump off of it so i can have my life back thanks
- i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
- a dozen roses: $12
- a box of chocolates: $10
- a happy valentines day card: $2
- still having $24 because you're single: priceless
- the fridge is empty just like my heart
- i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
- do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school
- friend: what are you gonna do when he dies?
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: fuck
- me: you
- guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
- guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
- who needs friends when you have followers that don’t speak to you.
- Friend: You've never heard that song before?
- Me: No.
- Friend: What, have you been living under a rock?
- Me: Indie Rock
(:DDD)
- Tumblr: get in loser, we're going shipping
- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on
- person: so what music are you into?
- me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation?
- i am a slave to my blog
- I DO WHAT I WANT but i have to ask my mom for permission just a sec
- things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
- the future looks bright for me
- me when I first joined tumblr: lol I probably won't ever use this
- The only reason I don’t kill everybody is because there is no wifi in jail.
- I’m pretty sure I’m doing this teenager thing completely wrong
- me: i wish i had the body of an olympian
- me: *eats another piece of chocolate*
- plot twist: messages in my inbox
- i like you do you like me
- kiss me if yes
- recite the bible in slovakian if no
- DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS
- NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS
- JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE
- DO YOU
- me: eats a snack while making a snack
- friend: wow, your laptop is so thin!
- me: I didn't charge it for three days so it could be lovely.
- i want to talk to you but im ugly
- do you ever get that feeling after you stand up after awhile of sitting or lying down and everything gets heavy and your vision geTS BLACK AND IT FEELS LIKE SATAN IS TRYING TO PULL YOU THROUGH THE FLOOR BUt then everything goes normal and again and you go on with your day
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