Интересно, мои посты с цитатами из гениального tumblr'а хоть кто-нибудь читает? :"D Я обожаю tumblr. Какие-то там другие люди, понимающие :D Недавно я надела в колледж подвеску со значком tumblr'а. Все спрашивали меня, что это, а некоторые говорили: "Это что, твиттер?". Нет, тамблр веселее, чем твиттер. В твиттере слишком много русских. Нет, я люблю русских, но гораздо веселее тамблр со своими текстпостами на английском, потому что их могут читать не только англичане, а вообще все, кто знает английский. И заодно их никогда не поймут русские, не знающие английский, поэтому tumblr в каком-то смысле для избранных. И там посты могут набирать несколько тысяч notes и ходить по сайту годами, а в твиттере даже твиты знаменитостей не набирают столько ретвитов. Нет, твиттер я тоже люблю, мне нравится, что у нас там своеобразная компания, но остальные люди оттуда кажутся мне какими-то одинаковыми и банальными, мне это не нравится. 

• me: i'll save this gif so i can use it as a clever response one day

• there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS
• it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT 
• this is too boring
• THIS IS OBNOXIOUS 
• look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE

• its hard to gain followers in this economy these days

• please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house

• For every restroom you go into, write ‘walrus’ on the wall.
• Just do it okay.
• Concerts, restaurants, movie theaters…whatever
• just write walrus
• So then you know…
• some other tumblr person has sat on that same toilet

• *has 10 books to read*
• me: *buys 3 more*

• beginning of the year: maybe someone will like me this year
• end of year: theres always next year

• side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about

• a moment of silence for all the things i have to do but am not doing

• hey i just met you
• just kidding i hate people

• “On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.”
• omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no

• real life: *gets ignored*
• internet: *gets ignored*

• there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

• my blog must be perfect because i know no one follows me for my face

• if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep

• am i the only person who randomly remembers text posts like in the middle of the day and just starts laughing

• the way I see it, if all my Internet friends are really 45 year old men trying to kidnap me then kudos on the effort guys because I don’t know many other criminals who stay up til 4am tyPING LIKE THis and crying over television scenes

• Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

• Plot Twist: We are all actually neighbors, but none of us socialize enough to realize it.

• how to become my friend: reply to my text posts with random shit

• mom: i love that song 'epileptic feel' by MGMT

• i really love my internet friends
• and i don’t even know if they even like me all that much
• but i still think they’re great anyway

(да, чуваки)

• The next time someone asks me why I’m sitting alone I’m going to start singing Creep

• me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever

• do you ever go into a book store and just find all of your favourite author’s books even though you already have them and you just hover in that general area for a while

(НЕУЖЕЛИ Я НЕ ОДНАААААААА)

• guys i feel as ignored as
• a white crayon
• the first piece of bread
• internet explorer
• the terms of agreement
• 18+ warning

• *when my name is in a math problem*
• class: *stares at me*
• me: that's right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons

• do you ever feel like you’re the friend everybody secretly hates

• everyone: you're so quiet
• me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you

• how do you politely push someone off of a cliff

• auto play more like auto leave your blog

• you can’t spell studying without dying

• what if you dialled a wrong number and a band member picked up
• then it wasn’t the wrong number

• my thoughts on boys
• i hate boys
• boys are stupid
• they’re smelly
• down with boys
• oh wait
• wow
• they’re really cute
• look at their cute backs
• look at their cute faces
• their smiles
• and bellies
• and voices
• boys (◡‿◡✿) 
• wowee boys (◕‿◕✿)
• bo
• y
• s
• BOYS (#ﾟДﾟ)ｺﾞﾙｧ!!
• i hate boys

• do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

• THAT ONE PERSON EVERYONE LOVES AND YOURE LIKE
• W
• HY

• Teacher: What's something that you need that you can't see or feel?
• Person: Air.
• Me: Wifi.

• If Adele can make a career out of complaining about her life then so can I

• 2012 will be over in about 4 months
• how
• did
• this
• happen

• she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, she’s cheer captain, and I’ve got more followers on tumblr than her

(о Боже, я любила эту песню несколько лет назад :"DDDDD)

• teacher: we are gonna write essa- 
• me: can i write about a band?
• teacher: we are gonna have group discu-
• me: can we talk about bands?
• teacher: we are gonna dra- 
• me: can i draw a band
• teacher: we are gonna go-
• me: to a concert?
• teacher: we are gonna-
• me: band 
• teacher:stop that
• me: bandbandbandbandbandband

• thinking about last nights dream: *makes perfect sense in your head*
• explaining last nights dream to others: uhhh dskjfjhbdsgbdfsg

• Plot twist: I think up a witty plot twist and it gets a billion notes on tumblr

• Best pick up line ever: I love that book that you're reading.

(не best, но всё же)

• i know im popular and all but it’s really hard to answer all 0 inboxes at once

• tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends

• do you ever just touch your face and you’re like wow i can feel the ugly

• do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it

• true friendship is hating on everything together

• when i have a guest over: you can just sit over there and watch me use my computer lol

(:"DDDDDDDDDDD)

• i can literally do nothing all day & still be exhausted

• i dont think people should stop listening to nicki minaj’s music just because she wants to vote for romney when there are so many other reasons to stop listening to nicki minaj’s music for example nicki minaj’s music

• you cant spell husband without band

• i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7

• i swear i get uglier everyday

• i could do my homework or i could set myself on fire

• not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity?

• I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework

• how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)

• my parents: come out of your room and be with the family
• me: takes phone and laptop

• next time a stranger talks to me when im alone ill look at them shocked and just whisper quietly
• “you can see me?”

• is it too early in the school year for a mental breakdown yet

• teacher: you're taking too long to complete the classwork
• me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop

• Two bloggers went outside
• that’s it that’s the joke

• getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school

• Tumblr's notes: NOW YOU SEE ME
• Tumblr's notes: NOW YOU DON'T
• Tumblr's notes: NOW YOU SEE ME
• Tumblr's notes: NOW YOU DON'T

• my logic: you're hot, i'm ugly. opposites attract so love me

• THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOUR CRUSH SHOWERS NAKED

• still not sure what exactly math is

• Whenever my bra and underwear match I really feel like I have my life together.

• i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

• OH MY GOD I’M JUST SO BORED OF NOT BEING FAMOUS I’D BE SUCH A GOOD FAMOUS PERSON PLEASE GOD

• things i like
• bands
• band members
• gigs
• bands
• band merch
• bands

• i am the friend that laughs really hard at their own jokes

• i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

• the follow/unfollow buttons are gone from all the blogs
• this is it
• we’re stuck with each other now

• tumblr users when the notes disappear: still blogging
• tumblr users when the dashboard disappears: still blogging
• tumblr users when the universe disappears: still blogging

• i have no idea how to get off the internet

• writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
• i did this once and he wrote “its ok “

• f is for friends who do stuff without you
• u is for ur alone
• n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

• ‘I’m not hipster but I can make your hips-stir’ I’m not water but I will drown you

• Everyone I follow is a girl until I find out they’re a boy.

• a haiku about my love life
• hahahahaha
• hahahahahahaha
• hahahahaha

• when people started tYping like this i thOUght there wAs some hidden message if you REad all the capitalized letters what a GreAt blogger i was don’t You agree

• someone at school: what are you listening to?
• me: no one you know or like

• i’m about 500% sure i annoy everyone i message first

• If you’re reading this then you’re one of my followers who never/nearly never send me messages.

• i can’t wait to be a ghost im gonna be such a dick

• person at school: *breathes* 
• me: can you not

• walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?”
• (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

• me: i really can't stay
• tumblr: but baby it's social outside

• me: does this look better one pixel to the left or one pixel to the right
• me: I can't decide between these two incredibly similar colors
• me: should this be on overlay or soft light
• me: 75% OR 74% OPACITY

(БЛИН ЭТО ЖЕ ЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ)

• that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???

• apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive
• or tall

• me in class: wait what happened
• me in class: what do we do
• me in class: what do we write
• me in class: when's the test
• me in class: what is this
• me in class: how do you do this
• me in class: what

• do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about